Last night I discovered a little spider living in a corner of my kitchen. I killed it. That brings my total up to 2 spiders, 1 earwig, and 2 mosquitoes. Every night I prowl my apartment with my bug zapping racket. I’ve missed a few mosquitoes, I think, because my legs are always bitten during the night. I keep bottles of Bath and Body Works body sprays, which contain some alcohol, so that I can kill bugs and sanitize the area where they died while making the air smell like pearberry or white tea ginger.
I am Yuan, bug slayer, unless the bugs are big. In which case I’ll panic and wish for a vacuum cleaner with a powerful hose.