So CSI’s been running for quite a few years now… As far as tv series go, CSI’s been pretty good w/the stories and side stories and characters… but oh man, on CSI Miami Horatio Caine’s really bugging me w/his little one liners and his holier-than-thou way of delivering lines and then putting on his sunglasses and repeating things twice and calling everyone his son ARRRGH!!! We get it, ok? We get that he’s supposed to be this magical creepy guy that kids miraculously talk to and noble and uber-awesome and cares about everyone and always gets the bad guys! And maybe we get that he’s supposed to be Jesus. Whatever. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a smug, patronizing caricature of a leader rather than the scientist/head CSI that he’s supposed to be. (I do like some of the supporting cast… Delko, Calleigh, and Alexx the ME… yay! they’re good.. very good.) Here. watch this to see how stupid his one liners are and why he needs to be eaten by an alligator or maybe have one of his victims turn out to be a crazy serial killer stalk him.
CSI Vegas is still awesome. They have one liners but they don’t take themselves so seriously so the lines are FUNNY, not stupid.
And Desperate Housewives… I hate hate hate Teri Hatcher’s character, Susan, who’s possibly the most self-absorbed bitch in the show. How is she likeable? How?? I want to see her character end up in a ditch somewhere. She should have been mauled by a bear last season while she was off in the woods.